RATM in 2026

Tom: Five min long guitar solo

Zach: I told you so!

song ends

C. W. McCall: We got a great big conclave, pickin a new Pope. Conclave!

Someone at the local bagel shop just casually promoting making your own rug pulls.

(I changed all the QR codes to Rickrolls, BTW, and now I want to print that out and replace it in the window.)